Here are some of the classic lines he made famous including Clark's epic rant about his boss. Grisold, JrĬhevy Chase is unforgettable as Clark, hapless husband, father and the head of the Griswold family. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas." – Clark W. "She falls down a well, her eyes go cross."If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin' that hockey player." – Cousin Eddie."And if it wouldn’t be too much, I’d like to get something for you, Clark… something real nice." – Cousin Eddie."You ain't never seen a set on a dog like this one's got, Clark." – Cousin Eddie.If you don’t mind my askin’, how much did she set you back?" – Cousin Eddie "Clark, I’d like to try to fumigate this here chair, it’s a good quality item.Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour." – Cousin Eddie "They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one.It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it?" – Cousin Eddie Yeah, yeah, I borrowed it off a buddy of mine. "Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."– Cousin Eddie."Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas, Clark! You about ready to do some kissing?" – Cousin Eddie.
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